This is what Oracle reminds me of:
Cell phone Java a la Pete's Dragon follows.
Oracle: We got a bill of sale right here that says he belongs to us!
Google: You don't love him. All you've done up 'til now is break his heart. You'll abuse him, and just use him.
As for me, I'm sick of the corporate shenanigans in Java. And why didn't Google buy Sun when they had the chance? I'm getting tired of Java in general. But sorry Miguel, that doesn't mean I'm running to Mono. There are plenty more fish in the ocean.